Last night, while attempting to pet Jasper as he demanded without having my arm closer than he allowed it, I was struck with a great revelation: Lovecraft's portrayal of the Elder Things as five-sided, pseudo-vegetable, barrels concealed their true forms. Both Jasper and Una frequently demand fusses while simultaneously complaining should I move my body … Continue reading Anent The Most Lively Fuzziness
Greetings anaclowderian thumbbearers. As previously mentioned, Jasper and Una have undertaken a throughout test and optimisation of the inside of the house. However, in the year since we moved they have also improved the outside of the house. For example, while the rainproof sitting space next to the back door is acceptable, the scrunchly cushion … Continue reading Catio Furniture
Certain governments have recently taken stances on the trustworthiness of Chinese telecommunications businesses: the US a hard line; the UK a partnership. However, perhaps both this pessimism and this optimism are directed toward the wrong target. Perhaps the spying is more subtle and against a different target. Each of the cat litter trays we've bought … Continue reading One Scoop or Two?
My wife and I finished arranging the furniture in the attic room over the weekend, so the new house is—for a reasonable granularity—tidy. As we now have significantly more floor space, Jasper has taken it upon himself to test all the carpets to make sure they are suitably roll-upon-able. Being a diligent soul, he's also … Continue reading House Hunting
Last week, my wife and I moved house; so we now own our own property. Today, I emptied the last of the many removals boxes and finished assembling my PC. The cats are of course horrified and curious simultaneously. They are too flighty for actual photos, but here's a representation of their reaction: Given the … Continue reading Davetopia Physically Manifests
To celebrate the anniversary of Jasper and Una moving in, here's a photograph of Jasper demonstrating his administration skills. Skilled readers will note that he is not wearing a hat.
Una the Deep Miaowing sat upon the highest of high spots in Ut-Garden. Fugl Bloody-Shirt’s raids became more common by the day. She must prepare herself. Legs drawn up, she wrapped herself in her tail. She had lain in wait. She had left and then returned hoping to catch him glutted with spoils. Yet each … Continue reading Feud
Following Jasper's triumphant participation in Tummy Rub Tuesday on Katzenworld, Una claims she is even cuter*. As she is also less prone to staying still, it's hard to provide photographs for comparison. However, I did find this: Not sure whether either of them is less cute than the other; however, she's stopped pestering me so … Continue reading Always Wear Your Seatbelt
To celebrate the last remnants of the plague that struck at me last week being defeated have a picture of Jasper defeating a plague rat. Note the noble bearing and serious expression. And herp, or indeed derp, you might perceive is an artefact of flaws in your senses.
Yesterday, Google+ asked me (in the way that a copied letter slipped under a door is asking), to post about something I can't live without. Not the usual Valentine for a current partner or for a sought other, but some other core of my existence. I decided you, my blog audience, might be interested in … Continue reading This Also…