The best thing about a cat,
For there are many things to choose,
Is that they do not wear a hat;
But then this is hardly news.
For there are many things to choose
If their disdain you would incur;
But then this is hardly news
That cats care less for you than for their fur.
If their disdain you would incur
Consider challenging this truth:
That cats care less for you than for their fur,
Even in their playful youth.
Consider challenging this truth:
The best thing about a cat,
Even in their playful youth,
Is that they do not wear a hat.
