The rather knowledgeable and decidedly spiffy Yvonne Aburrow has issued a challenge to write an Occult Clerihew. In remembrance of the first conversation I had with her, I have chosen to respond with a whimsy upon the founder of the Church of Satan:
The purveyor of ethical evil LaVey
Liked his faith with a bit of sashay.
He was often accused of brass neck
By those who would dash his beliefs to heck.