Flawed Model

Came across MK Hill’s Actuary last week. As my wife is an actuary, I was intrigued. Sadly, while it’s a fun little story and well-made, it isn’t super accurate.

For a start, my wife’s eyes don’t glow.

Also, it lacks explosions. I understand why they made it more of a character piece, but for realism there should be more explosions and other action.

Most tellingly, in the many years we’ve been married, the number of times I’ve narrowly avoided death from cars, exploding toasters, and falling elephants is statistically average for a British person of exceptional humour and intelligence, so clearly actuaries aren’t secretly killing people.