I received the above comment a few days ago. Cynics might suggest that it is the product of an automated system, empty in time and space and meaning, but I choose to look at it as hand-crafted to match the demographic of my audience after an exhaustive study which identified me as a top influencer. I have discerned the layered secrets within, and urge you to give this apparent spam the careful study it warrants. The lack of clarity, like a koan, frees the mind from established thought to ask questions of our inner self.
On the surface it opens a new perspective on the self-esteem issue we suffer seeing not the additional allure of perspiration on a model but the aversion of sweat on gurner: Is my dissatisfaction with my reflection caused by my exercise plan dehydrating my lips? Is the dehydration partly due to my current mouth gasping open after exertion?
Looking deeper, the lack of a comma leads the seeker toward understanding of the dichotomy in our vanity-driven lives: does it actually say that stress levels caused by exercise can be reduced, or is it revealing that reductions in stress due to plastic surgery are actually the result of the exercise regime newly beautiful people tend to adopt?
Spiralling deeper, we discover the inner world is the outer. To the modern rational man, the mouth is an integral part of the human body, a void formed by the confluence of other parts, that cannot simply be swapped out like a car tyre. But to the transhumanist it is merely the first model of an ongoing communication project. Is this a sigil charged by techno-mages to open the second mouth of technology to speak in electrons the truths of our third eye?
Or is it a viral advert for yet another generation of mobile phone?
Or maybe I have written more serious posts for several weeks, so it is a personal message from the universe that it was time to write something lighter.
Thank You, Spambot (joeberhart.com)